31 December 2010

Chronicle Year 2010

Well well well it’s not easy to retell a whole fucking year so I just made a stupid little list of the golden memories I have left of it. Here it is:

Worked as Construction cleaner, Entertainment manager, Shop assistance, Warehouse packing lady.

Saw a big Australian brown snake, big spiders, lizards, cockroaches, rhino beetle,

Was photo assistance in a Dead dog photo shoot.

Cut my hair off, got a Chilli blue tattoo and a Big tattoo, Got Blonde, Gained 12 kg.

Got a value of $ 2000 stolen from me.

Got a Golden ticket in O’Malley’s got talent, and 3rd place in a dart competition.

Got to know a lot of wonderful people and fell in love with a wonderful man.

Had a Threesome, a Navy Boy, a DJ, Brothers, was a Groupie, big ones, small ones, good ones, bad ones and best one ever.

Made a few bad choices, gained a few enemies, but learned my lesson.

Got a little black eye, slashed my knees, fell out of my bunk bed, fell flat on my face when riding someone’s back, woke up several times with random bruises from the night before.

Lost half of my memories because of goon.

One of the best, wildest and coolest year ever!



30 December 2010

When did humans stop being humans?

I have no idea when we humans stopped act like… Well yeah humans. No idea. Very often lately I feel like everyone is so fixated with rules about this life we’re living, our behaviour, career, family and how other people should be and live their life. I know we always had rules like this, rules that tells us how to speak, eat, dress, how too look and so on and so on… Its no news I know. But lately the pressure have made us humans totally lost our minds. Its like we’re scared of thinking by our self so we make up this rules that tells us how to live and interact with each other and then its ok, we’ve been confirmed that we’re doing right, at least according to the rules. What our heart say has nothing to do with it.

You’re not allowed to do this and that. If you wanna hang out with us you got to do this and ware that. If you don’t have sex you’re nerd if you screw to many you’re a slut. Don’t speak in the trains, don’t drink on the streets, don’t do drugs, don’t be fat, don’t be single, don’t be ugly, don’t sleep with your boss, don’t say what you think if its not mainstream, don’t be yourself. Many don’ts and no dos in this modern society.

It feels like we’re taking ten steps back instead of one step forwards. What happened with the free and liberal human? What happened with less is more, follow your dreams, do what makes you happy, be friends with whom you want, the freedom to speak your mind? what happened with peace love and understanding? Is it worth nothing in this plastic world?

A brave little man founded a site called wikileaks, told us the truth and the big powerful country started to cry boohoo. They hunted him down for a thing he was accused for years and years ago because they wanted nail the little bastard who told the world what they really are about, that they’re bad and do wrong. What HE did wasn’t wrong folks. He gave us the truth, something everyone wants. And he has to suffer for that just because, yes that’s right- we humans stopped being human.

I think I got to the point in this story so I’m gonna get my hippie arse out of here and continue my liberal rock’n’roll life. Stay cool, be free and do whatever stupid shit I would do. Be a crack head.


28 December 2010

Bye bye blog virginity

 So here I am.  I’m starting a blog. Something I said to my self I would never ever do. “Blogs are just for people with disgusting big egos who think their life is soo interesting that they just have to share it with other people”. It doesn’t matter if their blog is about shopping useless stuff, cooking amazing food, going to the gym, how cute their baby is, gossip about famous people or who they’ve fucked…  The point is, people DO read this shit so I’m going to share my shit with all of you whatever you find it interesting or not.

I’m from Sweden but I’m going to write in English so my friends out there in the world also can read all about my useless knowledge, adventures and stupid thoughts I have. So if my langue isn’t correct all the time you know why. Shall we begin? OK. Let me give you a recap how my life is at the moment because I know you’re so curious about it, Am I right huh? It feels like it’s the easiest way to start this rock’ n’ roll show anyway.  Here it is:

Living in: Brisbane. Working at a: Warehouse. Weather: Shit loads of rain. Together with: Sexy German. Future plans: Travel the world. Activities: working, cuddle, party, working, cuddle, party. Status: Never been happier, living the Gypsy life I always wanted.  

I guess that’s all for now. I have no idea how this blog is going to turn out. I guess it will be full of bullshit like any other private blog. But remember: All good things in life requires patience.


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